Welcome

Hello!

I’m sure you’re wondering what the hell the point is of a blog about badly done nails.

I’m wondering the same thing to be honest, but here we are.  My inability to paint my nails properly is a running joke between me and my friends. I’m someone who lacks patience and I’m not a perfectionist. In fact, what is the opposite of a perfectionist? Is there a word for that? Well, if there is then that’s me.

So the deal is that every time I do something badly I will post. This extends from nails to making a cup of tea and burning myself, to falling over on a walk to work in flat shoes: a collection of errors, catastrophes and fiascos.

The aim is two-fold really: to catalogue my clumsiness and to make those who are so inclined able to laugh at my misfortune.

So the ultimate dream...? Well, perhaps one day to get a community on here of those who are afflicted with the ‘unperfectionist’ disease; enabling us to laugh at ourselves – as after all, if we didn’t laugh we would sob...

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